The moment you have been waiting for has finally arrived, you approached Penelope and say “I am in love with Odysseus, and my heart can not last another beat without him and I will do anything to get my love”. Penelope turns around and laughs in your face, what do you do? You man up and attack her. You tackle her to the ground ripping out her pretty little braids, she screams and punches you in the stomach. Penelope hops on top of you and strangles you to death. WOW you just got wrecked!!!!! Maybe you should have stopped at Cyclopes Island for food.
THE END
Janen